Ini lanjutan dari cerita tentang “My Underworld Places” yang aku janjikan. Gpp ya dalam bahasa Inggris:
Amy. Yeah. Do you know this name? Of course you know. I am a lonely teenager (or maybe kids), live with scary Amelia girl. My school is full of crazy, dumb teen with a problem in their word. Even my teacher is suck! Oh, forget about my s*** school.
My friend was a girl with a problem with their brain. Oh, i hate my life. Sometimes i go to my secret place (read it: world under my bedroom’s floor), play with Hana and Mimi. I like that place. Full of ghost and other amazing creatures. I found Endless Worm and Mutant Venus Trap.
Hana was a shy little girl! Sometimes i buy her a ice cream flavored with green tea. I like ice cream flavored with chocolate and choco chips.
How about Mimi? That silly little cat, afraid of ghost! Do you want to know my favorite food? Yeah! I am omnivore. How about my favorite drinks? Hmm, soda, milkshake, tea, or mineral water? Tea is my favorite drinks. Especially lemon tea. I like green tea too. My favorite food is macaroni, roast beef, sandwich and salad. Sometimes i eat salad with a pineapple jam in it! And the taste is very terrible
I like to eat french fries- topping pizza (with cauliflower and choco chips). And oh my, attack of the exploding stomach again! My stomach is twisting and burning. Make me wanna throw up.
What about my favorite film? There’s a hundred films! I like to see any film.
Back to ghost problem again! Killer hates me. He was watching me all time. Sometimes he was tried to seal the gate to the human world, but he can’t.
Someone who can seal the gate is Lila, the queen of every ghost in this place. Lila was happy and proud to Hana (me too) because she is the first human that can passed through underworld places.
Lila was proud to me, too. Killer is her partner. When i was killed by Killer, she is very angry. Maybe she hates Killer!
She has been trying to fired Killer! Yippie! Woo-hoo!
Do you want to know? Lila is my mom when i was an innocent baby. The King of every ghost is Alex, my lovely dad. I have found my photo with a little girl that looks like Hana. Hana? Am i her relative? Or just friend? I don’t know….
I just know, three years ago i am a ten years old little girl, and have a best friend named Hanako. Maybe her nick name is Hana. I call her “Hana”, too. Lila was a nice mom. But when i am four years old, Lila and Alex was dead. And i live with Amelia girl.
I have a little house named “little castle” in underworld places. On the weekend, me, Hana and Mio have a vacation to a wonderful, new playground named “Fun Scary World”. Sometimes i go to my parent’s house. That cool house, and oh so big! When i was a little innocent girl, i am a monophobias. And that means, i have bad feeling when being alone. I love ghost. That is the weirdest thing that i have.
Uhm, now i was… being a baby-sitter. That is the scariest thing for me. Being a baby sitter is disgusting. I hate Anne (my ********* is have three daughter, named Anne, Anna and Bella). She was trying to “kill” me when i say i don’t know where is her Cindy doll. But how she kill me?
Well, she screams on Amelia’s ear “MOM, AMY IS SCARY!! SHE WAS TRYING TO KILL ME!!!”. Me? I was trying to kill Anne? Oh, yeah! That was fun! >:)
And Amelia was trying to “kill” me with a scary way.
“Go…. to…your…room….no….food…. A WEEK!!!!” says her. Oh no, i think she is very angry. And…. i cant have a food….. A WEEK!!! All that i can eat is bad taste fried egg (in indonesian word: GOSONG)or cold canned soup. Mimi dont need any food (remember: it’s ghost!). Two weeks and i can have a nice food again (YAAAAY!!!!!!).
For me, Anna is mooooooooooreeeeeeeeee nice than Anne. Anne is a “girly” little girl, and Anna is very different from her. When their Aunt Emily is get married, Anna is wearing a t-shirt and a jeans! Can you imagine that? And i was asking Amelia for wearing my everyday t-shirt and my lovely jeans. Amelia is getting mad. And i wearing a disgusting dress with a suck high heels. I’m getting angry. When i ask Amelia again, she says “wear that dress or i will not pay you in a year”. Uhm, i think it will too much for my book. Bye.